Friday, March 03, 2006

Christain Busy Bodies Suck

SSSSssssssssssssssssssss.......(the sound of Beelzebubba's brain sizzling)

OK....B.Bubba will say it FUCK A BUNCH OF CHRISTIANS. He's over it. Sick of them all.

First B.Bubba hears that Alito is writing James Dobson "Thank You" notes for his and his followers prayers for getting him into office and that he will "Keep them in Mind".

B.Bubba's suspicions were realized that the Supreme court is about to become a neocon wet dream of an orgy for a religious overhaul of this country. Oh Jesus...

Then, after dragging B.Bubba's heathenistic ass into the light this morning to face another day in Bush's little paradise, B.Bubba stumbles across this gem of a story about those wonderful Christian Folk in Missouri presenting a bill to their legislature to "consider naming Christianity the state's official "majority" religion. "

What the FUCK? SSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss (more sizzling)

Okay....What part of the First Ammendment to the Bill of Rights do these asses not get?

The Bubba has sat around on his ass and watched the idiots push their retched morally bankrupt religion on all us with the common sense not to believe in a bunch of myths strung together to keep us peasants in line. And they wonder why people are burning churches these days.

B.Bubba has a message to all of them; You want persecution? Keep pushing that crap on us and you're gonna get it. This supposedly persecuted religion would like us to believe that they are the ones being persecuted when in all actuality it's them persecuting the majority of us. They seem to be in control of the White House, the Congress, the House, the courts, and they scream persecution. BULLSHIT.

B.Bubba can't believe in this day and age that grown adults with half a brain would believe in such a violent myth that is all about death and destruction wrapped in sheep's clothing called love and peace. Everything about these fuckers are contradictory. Let me list a few a points:

1. Against abortion, but they can kill little Iraqi children at will

2. Love thy neighbor..B.Bubba want even touch that

3. They practice war, but worship the "Prince of Peace"

4. "Turn the other cheek".....uh huh. right

5. Christianity is about love and Peace and it's followers have created more strife, death and destruction than ANY other religion, including Islam ( who, by the way, B.Bubba thinks are a bunch of fucking loony Kooks too.)

and that's just a few to start.

Religion is born of ignorance, pure and simple.

When is this fucking rapture gonna happen?

Ok all you heathens out there let's do a little visualization ourselves, repeat after B.Bubba

"Dear Jesus,

Please come back to Earth and take these miscreants that have twisted your words around to benefit themselves and make life a shithole for the rest us to heaven (or hell as the case may be, but believe me we don't want them screwing up our good time).


...And Jesus, when your through bitch slapping them all silly for their sins, come back down to a little party that we are throwing after the Rapture...and bring some of those thieves and prostitutes you used to hang out with back in the day. B.Bubba is running a little low on funds, so if you could take a moment to change a few barrels of water to wine, we will be all set for one Helluva party. I'll supply the beer bong.

Hell, Bring God too. I'm sure he could use a break to blow off a little steam after realizing what a clusterfuck this religion thing has become. But it's Ok, after a few bong hits he should mellow right out.

I'm going straight to a handbasket... but the B.Bubba will be in good company.

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